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Self-Nooner
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Unable to find a
partner
, you retire to
the bathroom
to
pleasure
yourself on your lunch hour.
The chick from
accounting
rejected
me so I retired to
the bathroom
for a self-nooner!
by
Mr. Winter
February 2, 2007
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