Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the
pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the
meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a
nut
Having a
wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my
gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time
These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.