Definitions by joemammy

Sloptart 

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

Sloptart by joemammy August 2, 2019

Sun's Out, Tum's Out

Taking your shirt off the second you get within twenty feet of water, regardless of how sloppy looking you are. Dignity and self-respect are meaningless when practicing 'sun's out, tum's out'.

Dude 1: Jody can't go near a body of water while keeping his shirt on. Check him out over there in the kiddy pool splashing water on his gut.

Dude 2: Sun's out, tum's out bro. Stop shaming.

Sun's Out, Tum's Out by joemammy August 2, 2019

Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

Fap by joemammy July 20, 2019

Pound Town

A level of intercourse reached when you're going for broke.

When you're girl is getting moody take her to pound town. If you're in need of further assistance Google Ron Jeremy. Thank me later horndogs.

Pound Town by joemammy July 20, 2019

Comeuppance 

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.

Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.

Comeuppance by joemammy July 13, 2019

Beaver

Slang term for a vagina. The lips resemble a beaver's two long teeth.

Somebody give that beaver some wood!!

Beaver by joemammy April 23, 2018

Tiggies 

Tig ol bitties.

I have got to get a glimpse of those tiggies!

Tiggies by joemammy September 4, 2016