29 definitions by joemammy
Taking your shirt off the second you get within twenty feet of water, regardless of how sloppy looking you are. Dignity and self-respect are meaningless when practicing 'sun's out, tum's out'.
Dude 1: Jody can't go near a body of water while keeping his shirt on. Check him out over there in the kiddy pool splashing water on his gut.
Dude 2: Sun's out, tum's out bro. Stop shaming.
Dude 2: Sun's out, tum's out bro. Stop shaming.
by joemammy August 2, 2019
Little baby stomach syndrome. The condition that occurs when you can't handle your food or your alcohol.
Ex 1: My boy used to be able to KNOCK plates at the buffet, but lately he's been eating like a little bee-yetch!
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."
by joemammy April 29, 2015
A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.
by joemammy August 2, 2019
by joemammy July 20, 2019
Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?
Friend: Na it's fetty wop.
Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.
Friend: Na it's fetty wop.
Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.
by joemammy September 3, 2016
A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.
by joemammy March 1, 2007
When you're girl is getting moody take her to pound town. If you're in need of further assistance Google Ron Jeremy. Thank me later horndogs.
by joemammy July 20, 2019