Octoclops 

A hideous, sub-human beast with eight all seeing eyes. He feasts on the flesh of humans whom he enslaves to ensure his food supply. This menace had hibernated in shame for 80,000 years and was awaken by the the cycles of eight.

Now he claims his throne the Octoclops reigns.

Octoclops by Bitchin B January 9, 2007

Octoclown 

The birth-child of a female clown and a male octopus, resulting in a clowns head with an octopus body. In rarer cases, a clowns body with an octopus head may also result.

That octoclown... it is to the downtown.

Octoclown by Michael Calderon February 19, 2008

octoclog 

When you take a dump that wraps itself around the toilet bowl about 8 times.

Alternatively refers to a dump that ranges from 8 inches to 8 feet in length.

I love pizza rolls but the octoclog I just birthed almost killed me.

you: What the hell is that smell?!?
me: my bad dude, that last octoclog burnt my ass and my nose.

octoclog by The Shit Queen April 29, 2010

Octoflop 

An octoflop is bellyflopping onto 8 people while fully naked, and proceeding to form a human centipede. After you all guzzle each others cum.

Dude, I totally octoflopped at that party last night bro.

Octoflop by I broke that shit October 5, 2020

octoklops 

A smudge; smear; fogged up area seemingly never ending blob of gunk...ruining the shot.

Typically on a GoPro camera lens, mountain biking, hiking, snowboarding or just making random vlogs on Youtube.

That octoklops tried to slow me down, but it was a moot point.

octoklops by oktofloss October 2, 2025

octoplypse

(ock-top-oh-lips)
an octopus apocalypse

"Dude, we gotta get inside, theres an octoplypse!"

octoplypse by anonymous June 3, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019