octoclog 

When you take a dump that wraps itself around the toilet bowl about 8 times.

Alternatively refers to a dump that ranges from 8 inches to 8 feet in length.

I love pizza rolls but the octoclog I just birthed almost killed me.

you: What the hell is that smell?!?
me: my bad dude, that last octoclog burnt my ass and my nose.

octoclog by The Shit Queen April 29, 2010

Octoclown 

The birth-child of a female clown and a male octopus, resulting in a clowns head with an octopus body. In rarer cases, a clowns body with an octopus head may also result.

That octoclown... it is to the downtown.

Octoclown by Michael Calderon February 19, 2008

Octoclops 

A hideous, sub-human beast with eight all seeing eyes. He feasts on the flesh of humans whom he enslaves to ensure his food supply. This menace had hibernated in shame for 80,000 years and was awaken by the the cycles of eight.

Now he claims his throne the Octoclops reigns.

Octoclops by Bitchin B January 9, 2007