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self help welts
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(n.) Calices on
the hand
, specifically created by
nights
of lonely male
masturbation
.
Two dudes
shake hands
Dude 1 says, "
Holy shit
!"
Dude 2 sighs and says "
Self help
welts."
by
K-Mezz LIGHTNING
October 4, 2006
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