boob 

1. a woman's breast

2. a stupid person, a rural oaf.

3. a blunder

The girls boobs were rediculously large. When I saw them, I thought she must have had implants inserted for sure.

boob by Light Joker July 8, 2004

boob 

the beautiful part of a womens body

letme suck them nipples till they fall off
by: Smokey The Smokestacks

boob by Anonymous September 28, 2003

boob 

(noun) (1) a goof, a jerk-off, an idiot
(2) circular object protruding off a female's chest. Usually used for feeding babies and in foreplay (not necessarily in that order). Each boob has a nipple, the little pointy thing on the end that pops up like an erection when brushed, massaged, or touched with an ice cube (or an icy wind). The bra is the device required to support a pair of boobs. See A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup E-cup well, you get the idea. If she is British, the nipples will sit much lower than the Japanese standard of 8" between collarbone and nipple. Sports bras are for A-cup women, who have nipples but no boob.

circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

On our first date, I didn't touch her. On our second date, I got to first base, I touched her boob. Next date, she met me naked at her front door and we fucked.

boob by Junior January 7, 2004

Boob 

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

Boob by Ryntai April 21, 2006

boob 

boobs: two soft areas of a women's body on her upper chest, around the center of which are nipples; are often played with, sucked (both by babies and others).

The man sucked her boobs as he fucked her.

boob by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Boob 

Two large jiggly balls of flesh, that get in your way and like to attack people.

OR

A very stupid person, can be used as an insult.

-instert screaming person here, being attacked by breasts-

OR

"You bbob-headed-monkey failing your math test!!"

Boob by Martazz April 3, 2004

boob 

The part of a female body that hurts a lot when it's hit.

*football kicked*
SMACK!
OUCHH!! My boob *sniff*
2 minutes later 'can you stand up now? sorry'
Yeah, *sniff* that hurt so much.

boob by Nicole Lopez June 11, 2006