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muck muck 

The muck muck is an ellusive creature native only to the south eastern region of the United States. Found prominatly in trailer parks of off dirt roads. The muck muck is rarely seen without it's signature beverage (beer) and dip stain on it's shirt. The female muck muck is known for it's bare feet, pregnant gut, and black eye. Poor dental hygene is common in both male and females. Approach with caution.
go to your local trailer park and find a muck muck.
muck muck by Chet the mover January 12, 2008

Muck Muck 

Sales manager - What are we doing for lunch today?
Employee - Lets get some MUCK MUCK.
Salesmanager - Chinese again.
Employee - Hey nothing say's loving like Hot MUCK MUCK on a rain afternoon.
Muck Muck by parker19777 June 16, 2011

Muck Muck 

When you scratch your balls then wipe your finger across someone’s lips while they’re not expecting it, making an audible “pop” noise when the lips come back together. This practice originated from Rez people.
Person 1-“Dude did you see that earlier?”
Person 2- “No what happened
Person 1- “Junior Muck Mucked Cj in the hallway!”

Person 2- “Hahaha”
Muck Muck by Reźdog69 April 5, 2024

muck-muck 

slang: Any small shop or convience store that is owned and operated by an indian. Distinguishable by the dirt and close proximity of a large variety of items one would never buy, until stoned.
I ran to the muck-muck for a pack of cigarettes and ended up buying a glass pipe, some lottery tickets, a can of oil, some vintage porn, cheap plastic jewlery, and the owner's daughter.
muck-muck by ThaDudesBro August 16, 2006

muck-muck 

mid-western term to describe any person of unknown ethnicity. comes from misunderstanding the language said person is speaking.
-dude, you know that guy?
-nah, just some muck-muck
muck-muck by Ripper Jack February 27, 2007