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shuttlecocking 

1)the act of fucking around
2) something done by a shuttlecocker
"Quit shuttlecocking over there and finish taking batting practice"
shuttlecocking by E-Z Ellis August 3, 2006

Shuttlefucking 

Having sex with the Space Shuttle.
"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."
Shuttlefucking by 3-I July 20, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
Shuttlefucking by HerrM October 1, 2009

Shuttlecocken

Adjective. If your nipple hang below the base of the boob at least 4+ inches your shuttlecocken.
Saggy grandma tits Egg on a nail Time square naked cowgirl(old) Shuttlecocken
Shuttlecocken by German by nature August 23, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026