shuttlecocking

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom

Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.

by Professor_Z August 7, 2020

shuttlecocking

1)the act of fucking around
2) something done by a shuttlecocker

"Quit shuttlecocking over there and finish taking batting practice"

by E-Z Ellis August 3, 2006

Shuttlefucking

Having sex with the Space Shuttle.

"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."

by 3-I July 20, 2019

Shuttlefucking

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.

1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."

by HerrM October 1, 2009

Shuttlecocken

Adjective. If your nipple hang below the base of the boob at least 4+ inches your shuttlecocken.

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by German by nature August 23, 2011