douche nut 

complete retard, ignorant annoying person, douche bag

I cant believe how lame you are, your such a douche nut.

douche nut by T-Mase December 14, 2005

Douche Nuts 

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"

Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!

Douche Nuts by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006

Douche Nuts 

A person or thing who is a complete ass-clown with a smeiner/deeto and has no life and is a dick-smack.

Frank is a fucking douche nuts because he wouldn't give me a ride to Tom and Mike's mom's house.

Douche Nuts by One Eyed Jack July 12, 2004

Douchenetic 

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

Douchenetic by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

douchenugget 

A term which describes a total asshole. Originally coined by B.S., the term is characterized by lying, insincere comments, and general all-around douchebaggery. It is most frequently used when referring to ryan lewis.

Susie: "He did what?! I can't believe that! He's the biggest asshole ever!"
Betty: "I know. He's a total douchenugget."

douchenugget by YaYaGirl April 5, 2010

Douchenstein 

A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.

I can see you clearly through my douchometer, and you're registering at least 6500 Douchensteins.

Douchenstein by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009

Doucheout

A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).

Doucheout by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009