1. The act of a person commanding someone else to suck on their nine inch dick.

2. The act of commanding another to put the .9mm in their mouth, resulting in blowing their fucking head off.

Mary: Hey your hat looks really stupid

John: Bitch how bout' you shut the fuck up and lick my nine!

Lick My Nine by the k what hey February 24, 2011

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lick my nine

lick my nipple taken from Austen Powers

Lick my nine fo shizzle my nizzle

lick my nine by individual March 6, 2005

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lick my nine

An act of someone referring to themselves as "hot" in some way by reffering to their nipple as a beatiful thing.

mike: LOOK it's that kid we planned to "befriend"

Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine

mike: eww, kinky

lick my nine by Miklus April 25, 2006

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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