A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
by sbd April 9, 2006
Get the Carpet Cruisermug. A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'
Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.
Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.
Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.
Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.
Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.
by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010
Get the Carpet Cruisermug. by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018
Get the Carpet Cruisermug. "You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier
by dune-monkeys April 25, 2024
Get the dune coon carpet cruisermug.