arse biscuits 

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

arse biscuits by jimbo jones June 18, 2004

Arse Biscuits 

An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.

Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!

Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!

Arse Biscuits by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

arse biscuits 

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

arse biscuits by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

arse biscuits 

Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.

This website is complete arse biscuits.

arse biscuits by Bumfist Pendulum June 21, 2003

arse biscuit 

Something drunk old irish priests say

Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"

arse biscuit by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006

arse biscuit 

An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!

Your a fuckin arse bisuit

arse biscuit by Bobina July 18, 2005

Arse Biscuit 

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.

(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"

Arse Biscuit by Steve Bush March 16, 2004