This occurs when your gonads are hung
like a
horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are
ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.
Tyrant:
Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her
FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.
Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the
internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.
Tyrant:
Dude you got serious fucking issues.