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the messiah of bellywhackers 

A phrase coined by Colin Lane in an episode of 'The Adventures of Lano and Woodley'. Used to describe the biggest bellywhacker imaginable.
"Oooh! It is the MESSIAH of bellywhackers!"

bellywhacker 

The act of diving/jumping into a pool, only to painfully hit the water stomach-first, often creating a loud crack noise and an even bigger splash. Somehow, every person present will notice if you do one.
"Ooh! That bellywhacker had to hurt!"
bellywhacker by Alex7 June 1, 2007

BELLYBANGERS 

When your breasts are so big that they literally "bang" against your belly.
Some sluts tend to have big, saggy, bellybangers.
BELLYBANGERS by ...? March 20, 2003

Bellywagon 

The huge load hanging from your lower belt.
"Fuck me in the bellywagon." "Shut up and fuck me in the bellywagon." "I dont give a fuck about your bellywagon."
Bellywagon by Clickityclack June 8, 2009
to engage in sexual intercourse with the belly of a man rubbing against that of his partner.
Once I caught them bellybanging. It turned out to be a pants-down situation for them.
bellybang by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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