Koppig: Someone who doesn't listen to other people's opinionts. A person always thinks he's right. Often assosiated with arrogant and acting allknowing.
It all starts after you've jacked off: you have put your pants back on, and are minding your own buisness when you get this cold slimy sensation/tingling down your left leg. Then you realize that your dick has just coughed up another drop of cum, and its slowly crawling down your legs. You start to limp, trying to make sure it doesn't stain your pants, while acting normal. You can't do anything. Your stuck. You've just become a victim of a leftover koppel.
"oh dude i was jackin it between math and latin and i thought i was alljuiced out...but no, half way through latin i fell victim to a leftover KOPPEL."
Excessively hard nipples, to the point of possibly poking a whole through one's shirt. Can be possessed by males or females. Usually brought on by the cold and often during very inappropriate times. Can be spotted from distances of up to 20 ft, even through a ribbed sweater tee
Guy#1: Wow, it is extremely cold out here.
OH WISE ONE: You're not kidding...I can see your kypples. Very impressive.
Guy#1: Thank you.
When a male places another males entire penis, including his balls into his mouth, while still managing to slip his tongue out and lick the mans asshole.
Bobby: Hey Dan, I was completely mind blownlast night!!
Dan: Why, what happened ?
Bobby: Steve gave me a Koeppen last night!!
Dan: What the hell is a Koeppen?
Bobby: Steve took my entire dong and balls in his mouth and still was able to lick my asshole!!!
Dan: WOW!! That's amazing Send Steve my way asap!!