3 definitions by The Daring Definer
A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.
Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009
Ross - "McDonut is a douche."
Idiot - "How? I don't believe you."
Ross - "Transpositionary sciences my friend, transpositionary sciences."
Idiot - "Good Point."
In this short sketch, the part of Ross was portrayed by Ross Pinney and the part of idiot was graciously performed by Josh Meeks
Idiot - "How? I don't believe you."
Ross - "Transpositionary sciences my friend, transpositionary sciences."
Idiot - "Good Point."
In this short sketch, the part of Ross was portrayed by Ross Pinney and the part of idiot was graciously performed by Josh Meeks
by The Daring Definer May 11, 2011
Excessively hard nipples, to the point of possibly poking a whole through one's shirt. Can be possessed by males or females. Usually brought on by the cold and often during very inappropriate times. Can be spotted from distances of up to 20 ft, even through a ribbed sweater tee
Guy#1: Wow, it is extremely cold out here.
OH WISE ONE: You're not kidding...I can see your kypples. Very impressive.
Guy#1: Thank you.
OH WISE ONE: You're not kidding...I can see your kypples. Very impressive.
Guy#1: Thank you.
by The Daring Definer May 12, 2009