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fifth friday 

On the 5th Friday of the academic term you celebrate by drinking an entire fifth of alcohol before midnight
“Are you drunk in class right now?”
Yea it’s fifth Friday I had to start early so I would finish in time
fifth friday by Grifftenstein August 15, 2019

Filthy Friday 

Not showering on Friday morning (or Thursday night) due to laziness brought on by excessive alcohol consumption. Such an action leaves one smelling less-than-perfect all day long on Friday, necessitating an all-too-brief wash-down after work or school before the nightly cycle of drinking begins anew.
I was going to meet Becky right after work, but I had some Filthy Friday action going on, and didn't want to meet her wearing the same outfit as last night.
Filthy Friday by RoboNasty March 10, 2009

Filthy Frida

A sexual move similar to the famed Dirty Sanchez Junior but in this case, the finger that was inserted into the anus is drawn across the brows to create a unibrow rather than a moustache. Commonly used by butch lesbians in New Zealand, it is named after famed non-plucking bisexual artist Frida Kahlo.
Poor Jenny had no idea that Rhonda had slipped a Filthy Frida on her, until she walked out of the bedroom into the party again . . .
Filthy Frida by D F Stuckey October 23, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026