Hummer Syndrome 

the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.

Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".

Hummer Syndrome by Scoats May 12, 2003

Hummer Syndrome 

I want something new, but what am I supposed to do about you? I love you, it's true.

I'm stuck in this job that I love, but I can't help wanting to get out of it because it's destroying me - I've got Hummer syndrome.

Hummer Syndrome by bloodylucid June 2, 2011

Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta 

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008