by alphachimp October 11, 2003

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.
Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.
by Dale McCartney June 14, 2005

A condition pertaininig mainly to people of Irish descent. Mass intake of dishes containing cabbage develop this wet ass syndrome. Has been known to permanently stain undergarments.
by Steve T Con September 15, 2008

by Craig Curran April 29, 2005

Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"
"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"
"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"
by september6 September 07, 2011

by David Smooth August 10, 2017

An ass cabbage is:
1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings
1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings
"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."
"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."
"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."
by Peter627 December 03, 2007
