A spherical, peelable shite of cabbacious proportions.
Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"
"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"
An ass cabbage is:
1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings
"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."
"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."