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Ass Cabbagesex (-0.436)
A spherical, peelable shite of cabbacious proportions.
Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"

"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"
by september6 September 06, 2011
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ass cabbagename (-0.697)
An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings
"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

by Peter627 November 09, 2007
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