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Conapple Pokopo 

The love child of Conan Obrien and Pineapple Pokopo.
He's Conan's and Pineapple Pokopo's son.
Conapple Pokopo by Yester December 15, 2004
a form of kidnapping through which you have no control of the day ahead of you. a day of which a cosimo has sent his wrath upon you. During this event you cannot answer your cell phone, but must listen to the cosnapper talk on his. Sometimes for hours at a time. You at all times must act like you have nothing better to do that day because if you hint that your in a rush the cosnapper will then make sure to take that much more time. It is the only legal way to abduct someone in the united states. As of today cosnapping is not illegal in any states but there is legislative action currently being taken.

chinapple 

combination of china and apple to refer to an apple coming from china.
I totally ate the chinapple for breakfast yesterday.
chinapple by ryda2l July 20, 2009

Cranapple 

One who is being in the presence of a person by the name of Joe or Joseph.
Person A - "Yo, nigga, you kickin' it cranapple style tonight?"

Person B - "Ah shit son, you best belive it. Joe and I are possed' ta roll up a blizzy (weed filled cigar) in da back streets. Nah mean?"
Cranapple by Steve Whittman March 2, 2009

cocanapple 

a genetically spliced cononut and apple
Mmmm, mmmm. This sure is some good cocanapple.

Copnapped 

To be arrested using stealth by law enforcement officers at demonstrations.
I was copnapped two Sundays ago while protesting peacefully in front of a police riot line at the G20. Suddenly the front row opened up and four police officers nabbed me; quickly retreating while the line closed behind us.
Copnapped by CarlyLittleDog July 12, 2010