Cranapple 

One who is being in the presence of a person by the name of Joe or Joseph.

Person A - "Yo, nigga, you kickin' it cranapple style tonight?"

Person B - "Ah shit son, you best belive it. Joe and I are possed' ta roll up a blizzy (weed filled cigar) in da back streets. Nah mean?"

Cranapple by Steve Whittman March 2, 2009

Conapple Pokopo 

The love child of Conan Obrien and Pineapple Pokopo.

He's Conan's and Pineapple Pokopo's son.

Conapple Pokopo by Yester December 15, 2004

Crabapple 

Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.

Crabapple by JimmyKimmmel November 7, 2013

reverse crabapple 

When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck

"Oh man she just used the reverse crabapple on him!"

reverse crabapple by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013

holy crip its a crapple 

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair

"Holy crip its a crapple"

holy crip its a crapple by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009

Crapple

A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.

Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.

I wanted to play the new game that came out with my friend, but he bought a Crapple computer.

Crapple by Gandalf20000 January 30, 2010

Crapplesauce 

Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".

"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."

Crapplesauce by kimbler230 January 19, 2010