love child

the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents

C'mon Leroy you know Sheronda's new baby is your love child.

by Hahk Fu September 14, 2004

love child

1) a child born to unmarried parents

The term is now also used jokingly to imagine what the combination of two people (more typically those who are unable to produce a child together) would look like.

Person 1: Omg, imagine if Jeff and Derek had a love child!

Person 2: YES, SIGN ME UP , THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE!

by awbiscuits November 13, 2016

love child

Normally The illegitimate child of two adults concieved in a moment of passion. not to be confused with a 'child of love'
Also, a 1968 #1 hit song by The Supremes.

John and sue's affair lead to a love child, that caused sue to be spurned by her family.
last week i heard 'love child' on an oldies station, you might like it.

by kesuki September 11, 2005

love child

a child concieved through lust (usually a one night thing). The parents never marry and sometimes never see each other again.

That new kid on the street is a love child. His dad knocked up his mum at graduation and then left.

by Houle Mckean August 6, 2006

love child

A word used when describing a person, comparing their appearance to two individuals. Usually used in an insulting manner.

You look like the love child of Chewbacca and The Fonz.

by crackdealerdownon31st September 15, 2008

love child

Its when mommy and daddy "love " eachother and have sex and the baby is born and the love is gone.

also a one night stand.

Max is a love child.

by eeeeeelie October 25, 2006

love child

A word used to describe any little wanker that is pissing you off. Can alternatley be used in the place of a name of a person. Used to gain attenetion of poeple who you dont know their names.

damn kid wont stop talking
say "shut the hell up love child

you see someone you dont know
ask mate next to you "who the hell is that love child"

"Oi love child"

by jimmiboy January 27, 2006