cactow 

A legendary cow that is said to be entirely compsed of cactus (skin, organs, etc.).

A slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.

As i was walking through the desert, i thought i saw the legendary cactow, but it was just a heap of fallen cacti.

We have a cactow for a math teacher, she's mean and she sweats everywhere if she gets up from her desk.

cactow by TZBull May 7, 2003

cactow 

A type a karate that has to do with either a really bad stench or the usage of poo and milk.

man we need to learn those awesome cactow moves, like the utter defeat of you.muhahahahahahahahahaha

cactow by jimmy jang jack jong February 15, 2005

Bumbo Cactoni 

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...

No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?

Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017

Cactopopolis 

IFunny user who posts tumblr reposts 12-15 times a day. Is also running an army to take over Texas. You may accidentally read it as Cactopolis but it is actually Cactopopolis, kind of like a Cactus city.

IFunny user 1: Hey look Cactopolis got Featured again!
IFunny user 2: Stop saying it like that, it's Cactopopolis
IFunny user 1: Oh yeah

Cactopopolis by Cactopopolis August 15, 2018

Cartown, USA 

Nickname for Anytown, USA that annually fills their town coffers by attracting wealthy, car-centric narcissists to strut their uniquely “special” jalopies for “Car Week” while locals cringe and hide out.

When our town becomes Cartown, USA, our best pickpockets come streaming out of the woodwork to go and mingle with the glitterati.

Cartown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

cactoos

Oo, so we talking about a cactus?

That is a cactoos you dumb piece of human garbage

cactoos by Chad_maisvikkel June 8, 2018

Catcow 

Catcow is a very sexy woman, and many of the server members have expressed their attraction to her, with some claiming to be "in love with her". It should be noted that all of these people are married, and thus their attraction to Catcow is illegal. Furthermore, this is not a reason to hate her, in fact, it's the reason why she's amazing. She's sexy, she's adventurous, she's a damn fox, and she's got a great body to match. No one is sexier than her.

The fact that everyone on the server is married also makes the amount of people who have wanted to have sex with her quite a large amount. As a side note, many of the server members were not aware that Catcow was married until their first divorce, with many of them going through a temporary "Catcow phase".
"Catcow Phase"
"Catcow Phase" is where server members would express their love for her, make inappropriate comments, and other such behavior. A lot of these instances were recorded in the server's first Frantic Fanfic, which was the basis for a lot of the server's humor.

Catcow is a very sexy woman

Catcow by mothman6900 November 5, 2022