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1.
A legendary cow that is said to be entirely compsed of cactus (skin, organs, etc.).

A slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.
As i was walking through the desert, i thought i saw the legendary cactow, but it was just a heap of fallen cacti.

We have a cactow for a math teacher, she's mean and she sweats everywhere if she gets up from her desk.
by TZBull May 07, 2003
 
2.
A type a karate that has to do with either a really bad stench or the usage of poo and milk.
man we need to learn those awesome cactow moves, like the utter defeat of you.muhahahahahahahahahaha
by jimmy jang jack jong February 15, 2005