Leeds Fan

A member of a band of brothers who follow a century year old religious cult that originated in West Yorkshire in October 1919. The place of worship is the sacred ground of Elland Road current under the stewardship of Leader Marcelo Bielsa who has followed many other legends such as the Don and Sergeant Wilco. Leeds fans hate the Scum (Man U), the Pikeys (Millwall), the Dog Botherers (Huddersfield) and most other football clubs in the land however do have a slight fondness towards Man City and Liverpool given their shared hatred of the Scum. Your average Leeds fan is highly intelligent, a capable drinker and generally all round decent bloke but would die for the team and would never be seen wearing anything red. Feared throughout the land and share a special hatred for the Turkish team of Galatasaray and their murderous fans.

Leeds Fans here, Leeds fans there, Leeds fans every fking where ......

Leeds Fan by Champions of Europe September 15, 2018

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Leeds Fan

A person of the highest order.
Can be found in the world's greatest football stadium of Elland Road.
They can also be found in various contries around the world.

Anyone with more than one brain cell.

Leeds Fan by sum_scummer February 18, 2005

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Leeds Fan

A Person who is totally sad, pathetic, insane and a loser!!!

"You are such a Leeds Fan"
"You F***ing Leeds Fan"

Leeds Fan by G December 1, 2004

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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