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emasculate 

A verb that describes what happens to the game of football when the "Tuck Rule," a.k.a. the "Tom Brady Rule," is applied to a play that is clearly a fumble.
Don't emasculate the game by giving in to the whiny complaints employed by fans of that pussy Tom Brady!
emasculate by tegthethird January 3, 2010

emasculate 

A man missing his mojo. Very closely related to the metrosexual, although he is probably not so well groomed and probably doesn't know who Jennifer Hudson is. Tends to be pussy whipped.
Wow, I thought Mack was cool at first, but golly, is he ever emasculated!
emasculate by Phylipswiller June 2, 2007

E-emasculate 

To insult a guy's masculinity/virility online.
You didn't have to e-emasculate me by commenting with a bunch of ballerina emojis on Facebook.
E-emasculate by 3gmaxud August 22, 2014

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"