Modern hippy woman minus the heroin and STD's. Socially aware and active with a penchant for hemp and sodium-free soap. May eat tofu for breakfast and sweeten food with agave syrup. Is determined to save the world.
You know you're granola when you strap your five thousand dollar bike to your five hundred dollar car and vote for Ralph Nader.
Man who prefers a laptop to a lapdance. Will send scads of suggestive photographs to online women, but an actual encounter with Emale tends to be disappointing.
Emales can appear to be very outgoing online but are generally shy, insecure people who avoid crowds and cocktail parties.
He was so hot in cyberspace, I wonder what happened?
Don't blame me, I told you he was just another emale.