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CALTROP! 

A practical joke involving twisting a staple into a 3D triangluar shape so that when thrown on the ground, a pointy part will always stick up. Can be thrown into the back of peoples' shoes when they are leaning forward and distracted. Will produce a sharp pain in the inflicted and much anger towards the inflicter.
J: caltrops, caltrops, CALTROP!
P: fuck guy, the staples are stuck in my foot!
CALTROP! by Young Reezie January 29, 2008
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1. A four sided die (d4) popular in role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons.
"Ouch, Tom. Put your caltrop back into your dice bag..."
caltrop by Jake February 6, 2005
A metal ball that has 4 spikes arranged like the corners of a tetrahedron. Used for slowing calvalry. (The spikes stab into the horses hooves) I almost looks like a playing jack.
Sam layed the caltrops accross the roads and all the horses who ran through the road couldn't run anymore.
caltrop by Switch_lordoftheferrets February 15, 2004

Emotional Caltrops 

Emotional stress that causes

an illusion of physical pain, the pain could be possibly described as gravel scraping the inside of your chest or having sharp stones in your rib cage.
That devastating event left me with emotional caltrops... it hurts.
The act of swinging one's hips back and forth vigorously to cause a smacking sound created by the scrotum and penis slapping the perineum and the pubic area. Can be done only by males who have hit puberty, as the testicles need to be descended. It gets its name from the sound it makes which can resemble "cultrop".
1.) Listen to me cultrop.
2.) Quit cultroping and come here.
3.) We should name our band "The Cultroppers."
Cultrop by Wilhem Crempton January 9, 2008

Caltrops, caltUrops, caltropS 

Caltrops, caltUrops, caltropS
Caltrops, caltUrops, caltropS

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019