smashed crab face 

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

smashed crab face by Enrique February 5, 2005

face like a smashed crab 

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

face like a smashed crab by b9 September 30, 2005

Face like a smashed crab 

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

Face like a smashed crab by Nate#13 September 21, 2005

Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

Smashed crab faced by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

smashed crabface 

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

smashed crabface by jjatlw April 29, 2007