smashed crab face 

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

smashed crab face by Enrique February 5, 2005

face like a smashed crab 

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

face like a smashed crab by b9 September 30, 2005

Face like a smashed crab 

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

Face like a smashed crab by Nate#13 September 21, 2005

Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

Smashed crab faced by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

smashed crabface 

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

smashed crabface by jjatlw April 29, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022