smashed crab face
smashed crab face by Enrique February 5, 2005
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Face like a smashed crab
An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
Face like a smashed crab by Nate#13 September 21, 2005
Smashed crab faced
Smashed crab faced by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008
smashed crabface
smashed crabface by jjatlw April 29, 2007
ShackteĆ¢u
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted placeāWales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alpsāwhere the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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ShackteĆ¢u - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine ShackteĆ¢u with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
ShackteĆ¢u by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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