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A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).
"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"
by bearded clam warrior February 27, 2010
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