schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnockered 

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed

I be schnockered

schnockered by podlowe March 24, 2003

schnockered 

a really random instance of drunkeness; extremely drunk

I was completely schnockered on my birthday.
(I have only met a few people who have heard this word, and most of them are from Montana! :)

schnockered by Teddra March 15, 2005

schnockered 

of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot

marie is totally schnockered

schnockered by ken January 30, 2005

Schnockered 

Marge Simpson’s Definition of Drunk.

“Yes, I frequently get schnockered, I might even get Lackered from time to time”

Schnockered by EthanIsGreat April 22, 2018

Schnockered 

The disappointment a woman feels after discovering the size of a mans penis is not proportionate to the size of his large nose.

Zach really schnockered me last night, I'll never see him again.

Schnockered by Schnockerking69 January 25, 2024

schnockered 

Just completely beat. Exhausted.

What a week! I'm absolutely schnockered

schnockered by urwelcome85 May 24, 2024