internetics 

The study of the internet.

What are you majoring in jack?

"Internetics"

internetics by sovereignself June 10, 2009

internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.

"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush

internets by CSD October 8, 2004

the internets

A series of tubes.

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

the internets by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008

Internetitis 

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.

1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.

Internetitis by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.

"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate

Internets by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004

+1 internets 

The Phrase to use if someone has done well on a post on the internet.

Well Done Katt! +1 Internets for you!

+1 internets by paulisafail April 25, 2011

internethical

being in accordance with the unwritten morals of internet use.

my internethical tendencies persuaded me to delete my mom's "honeymoon" photos from my facebook page.

internethical by sculptordude November 27, 2009