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Internetically 

I'm not sure, but I use it as a cop-out to avoid going to my son's baseball games.
Billy: Are you coming to my game Dad?
Billy's Father: I can't come to your game physically, but I'll be there internetically.
Internetically by Billy's Father August 14, 2005

internetical 

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"
man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.

internetically 

done by means of the internet.
She and I are friends only internetically.
internetically by pooter234 January 25, 2010

Internetfically 

Like scientifically proven, but with much more weight behind it, because everything on the Internet is true.
It is Internetfically proven that Canadians should be jailed for exporting Justin Bieber.
Internetfically by DtotheAtotheVtotheE September 25, 2013

interneticana 

A blend of the nouns internet and arcana meaning:

a) secret, hidden or otherwise esoteric knowledge of the internet (esp. technical knowledge attributed to geeks).

b) obscure and esoteric trivia found on the internet, possibly associated with online fads/memes.
Dude, I've just discovered some awesome interneticana; I'm going to go post it on digg and reddit!
interneticana by lostmoya July 5, 2006

internetical 

Internet usage and all matters relating to the internet.
Please be aware of your internetical activities and restrict them to work related matters.
The class were working on their internetical studies.
internetical by techman71 July 17, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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