zephyr's definitions

tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

zomoskepsis

the contemplation of soup. wrap you minds around that one for a bit.

while deciding on an apetizer, i engaged in heavy zomoskepsis.

by zephyr November 27, 2003

tbqfh

To be quite frankly honest.

I think she's an ugly ass bitch, tbh

by Zephyr March 27, 2005

wangin wagon

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.

"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"

"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"

"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"

by Zephyr October 27, 2003

Fuck

1. Opinion
2. Confusion
3. Question
4. Dismissal

1. Look at that fucker
2. What the fuck
3. Who the fuck was he?
4. Why don't you go outside and play, hide-and-go fuck yourself

by Zephyr July 7, 2014

dotular

being shaped like, or having similar characteristics to, a dot.

dippin' dots ice cream is very dotular.

by zephyr November 27, 2003

Wacky Wetard

Something my father called me and my friends constantly when we were younger and acting hyper.

"Well looks like we got a couple of Wacky Wetards here. I'll the School system and tell them to send over the short bus with a couple of extra leather helmets

by Zephyr May 4, 2004