zephyr's definitions

wiren

A beautiful woman attached to technology, specifically computers.

She is such a wiren...I mean, look, she got that RAM and stuff!

by Zephyr November 4, 2003

Fuck

1. Opinion
2. Confusion
3. Question
4. Dismissal

1. Look at that fucker
2. What the fuck
3. Who the fuck was he?
4. Why don't you go outside and play, hide-and-go fuck yourself

by Zephyr July 7, 2014

tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

num nums

See Boogers

"Oh boy! Num nums!"

by Zephyr May 6, 2004

wangin wagon

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.

"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"

"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"

"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"

by Zephyr October 27, 2003

zomoskepsis

the contemplation of soup. wrap you minds around that one for a bit.

while deciding on an apetizer, i engaged in heavy zomoskepsis.

by zephyr November 27, 2003

tbqfh

To be quite frankly honest.

I think she's an ugly ass bitch, tbh

by Zephyr March 27, 2005