Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.
"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"
"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"
"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"