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1. zarf
those little cardboard thingies they put around your cup of coffee at starbucks. they call it a cup-sleeve, but it actually is called a zarf.
hey bob, my coffees too hot. throw me another zarf!
by zephyr Nov 27, 2003 add a video
2. zarf
A cupholder on a submarine. Can be found riveted to any vertical piece of sheetmetal
I got this new coffee mug, and its still zarfable!
3. zarf
A cruel chalicelike holder for a hot coffee cup.
by donth Oct 26, 2003 add a video
4. zarf
To barf and pee simultaneously. This usually happens after laughing your butt off.
"Haha that was a funny joke Bob!"
"I know, it made me zarf!"
5. zarf
(verb) The feeling of having to pee and puke at the same time. This usually happens when you are laughing your butt off, or if you are really nervous.
I think I'm gonna zarf!!!
6. zarf
To zarf something means to misrepresent or misunderstand something in a huge, embarrassing way. It's a neologism created by writer/performer M. C. Brennan, in affectionate reference to the character of Zarf on "All My Children". The antonym of grok.
Dude, when I said I liked metal, I meant Metallica, not Stryper. You totally Zarfed me.
7. zarf
(noun) lovable, multilingual nerd with great potential once he overcomes his shyness; and one who does not know what is coming to him during the Ides of March
Under Zarf's intimidating shell of knowledge and lingual capabilities is a soft and caring boy that we all love.
by GriLLedCheeZe Jan 29, 2005 add a video
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