Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
The lord and master of Uranus.
Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
A revolver. Either single action (SA, the user has to pullback the hammer before each shot) or double action (DA, the weapon can be fired simply by pulling the trigger.)
Got a Forty Four Wheel Gun back at the house.
An ancient alcoholic beverage made by fermenting water and honey. When only water honey and yeast is used, then it's mead, and can be sweet(sack mead), Dry, still or sparkling. Mead that is aged for an extended period of time(more than a year) is commonly called Great Mead(and it is)
If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.
If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.
If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.
If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.
If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.
Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.
The term honeymoon
comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
I've got two batches of homebrewed mead ready.
Vivid and sometimes violently real dreams or memories caused by the extended use of morphine or heroin.
Also caused by heroin or morphine witdrawl.
Ex junkies often suffer from terrible morphine dreams.
A mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Miller High Life. Mixed in equal proportions and gently stirred. Best served chilled without ice.
Hey Barkeep! Get me a hillbilly baby maker, and a bloody mary.
Another name for a mans penis
"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"