Definitions by wode

jihobbyist 

A person who is not a active in militant Islam, but is a sympathizer or supporter of the cause, without actually being part of the movement. Referred to the JCTTF, FBI and others as "self starters" or "home grown terrorists" in the making.

Nidal Hassan, Adam Gadahn, and others until they decided to believe their own hype, go from Jihobbyists to full blown (HA!) Jihadists.

jihobbyist by wode December 11, 2011

Houlihan 

To utterly fuck something up to an incredible degree.

The team got Houlihanned.

Houlihan by Wode September 5, 2011

Kabul

Capital city of Afghanistan. Located in Kabul Province, northeast Afghanistan. People cannot drive, walk out in front of you without looking (then get riot-level pissed if you hit someone), or ride their bikes out in front of you. Dusty, dirty, has good bread and a decent radio station, Kabul Rock (108.0 FM). The Taliban were driven out for the most part, but pop their man-loving, women-beating, limb chopping, self-detonating heads up occasionally. Home to the HQ of Afg Nat. Army and Nat. Police, ANA and ANP.

Man 1 - Off to Kabul again?

Man 2 - Yeah, need to pay off the mortgage...

Man 1 - Get some bread and don't get blown up dude! And watch your cornhole, I heard man-love is all the rage over there. And watch out for the ANP, they're a bunch of dicks.

Man 2 - Will do.

Kabul by wode May 22, 2011

definition whore 

Persons who post whatever lame ass inside joke they and their lame friends have that is not accepted by anyone but their circle of friends that they then post on urban dictionary.

Went to Urban Dictionary today and found a bunch of unfunny crap posted by a bunch of definition whores.

definition whore by wode March 8, 2011

hadjette 

A woman in the Arab world. Usually married to Hadji. Hadjettes are used for procreation only, other Hadjis are used for pleasure.

Doughboy 1 - "Man, hadjette got her ass stoned beat for cheating."

Doughboy 2 - "Damn. Guess it sucks to still live in the 14th century."

hadjette by wode October 11, 2010

H 

The space between the legs of an attractive lady at the top of the legs, closest to the cooter. Usually means the girl has wider, "child-bearing" hips.

James - Dude, check out the H on that chick wearing the yoga pants...

Frank - sweet. You can fit a truck up in there - hot.

H by wode August 3, 2010

Red Dog

Having sex with a girl on her period, without using a condom.

I ran out of rubbers, so I went red dog on her last night. Works great to relieve her bitching and/or nagging.

Red Dog by wode June 20, 2010