williet hughnot's definitions
ugly-faced female
Jovan: Sit next to me
Tomas: I can’t there are assigned seats at this thing. Have you met my date?
Jovan: I’m surprised you came
Fiona: Damn, Tomas is here with some busted flee
Tomas: I can’t there are assigned seats at this thing. Have you met my date?
Jovan: I’m surprised you came
Fiona: Damn, Tomas is here with some busted flee
by williet hughnot August 19, 2023
Get the busted fleemug. my
Body Impresses Me
not to be confused with Body Mass Index which is an antiquated measure of health used by fat-shamers and the health elite to basically make everyone envy those (them) who were pretty much by genetics alone gifted great metabolism and an ability to utilize their insulin without interference by environmental disruptors. And by privilege probably able to stay in great shape having more money and time. And need I add it’s been proven many highly desirable individuals BMI is not even close to ideal range.
also not to be interchanged with Balls In Mouth
which could also be another meaning of bim
Body Impresses Me
not to be confused with Body Mass Index which is an antiquated measure of health used by fat-shamers and the health elite to basically make everyone envy those (them) who were pretty much by genetics alone gifted great metabolism and an ability to utilize their insulin without interference by environmental disruptors. And by privilege probably able to stay in great shape having more money and time. And need I add it’s been proven many highly desirable individuals BMI is not even close to ideal range.
also not to be interchanged with Balls In Mouth
which could also be another meaning of bim
doctor: obesity is a number one health priority, how could you let yourself descend into this lowly state!!
fitness expert and nutritionist: my lucky genes and money give me the right to lob unsolicited condescending tips to you on your weight
that bitch: oh woe is me, my bim is high!! my body impresses me
fitness expert and nutritionist: my lucky genes and money give me the right to lob unsolicited condescending tips to you on your weight
that bitch: oh woe is me, my bim is high!! my body impresses me
by williet hughnot January 29, 2020
Get the bimmug. a state of defiance that ever so slowly creeps in after the tears and getting burned one time too many. when an abused person finally has their epiphany and realizes they are just everybody’s punching bag, a generally good person who always gives too much, loves too much, always first to apologize just rolls over and still everyone just keeps taking and using and asking for even more. when they’ve finally gotten mad and start tripping the system, misbehaving, being bad and breaking the rules for maybe the first time ever, they’ve gone rogue. funniest when it’s really out of character for someone and justified.
A great example is the Joker. Everyone gets it and actually roots for him even though he is bad, because they know what he came out of and he is finally fighting back. Going rogue against a corrupt system that always keeps you down is something people can get behind. It means going bad, turning to the dark side, going from a straight A student to someone who smokes pot and skips school.
A great example is the Joker. Everyone gets it and actually roots for him even though he is bad, because they know what he came out of and he is finally fighting back. Going rogue against a corrupt system that always keeps you down is something people can get behind. It means going bad, turning to the dark side, going from a straight A student to someone who smokes pot and skips school.
boss: where is Amanda today? The meeting is in ten minutes and we need her slides for the presentation!
Amanda: -walks in very late with shades on snapping gum and with a Denny’s breakfast to go- I’ve got your damn slides and you’ll get them on USB at the meeting
co-worker: damn Amanda’s gone rogue!
secretary: did someone leave this photocopy of their ass in the printer on purpose because I’m offended.
Amanda: -walks in very late with shades on snapping gum and with a Denny’s breakfast to go- I’ve got your damn slides and you’ll get them on USB at the meeting
co-worker: damn Amanda’s gone rogue!
secretary: did someone leave this photocopy of their ass in the printer on purpose because I’m offended.
by williet hughnot January 26, 2020
Get the gone roguemug. used mainly by valley girl wannabes or previouslys at the end of a sentence; applies in-your-face emphasis; connotes finality; similar to and interchangeable with, ‘and done’
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.
Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.
Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.
Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.
Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.
bitchy friend: (sarcastically, while disapproving of an outfit): hmm, wish I thought of that color scheme
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap
guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap
guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap
by williet hughnot November 1, 2019
Get the blapmug. when two queens exchange a look and nod saying nothing and each proceeds in due course to hit the others successive king on the sly. queen will normally check a bitch who tries to harm her man but, sometimes the kings cross a line and there is disrespect. a queen must remain loyal. but never disrespect her. keep it up and you will result in full scale thermonuclear war with many queens in the board. this bad situation can be easily avoiding by stop giving hoes her jewelry while the queens get your table scraps
queen1: uno
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
by williet hughnot September 2, 2020
Get the joint slaymug. aka the side-buoy (pronounced “boo wee”) burger, sweep the floor, whatta whoppa moppaburger, huffs burger, bug Mack baywash slider.
so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.
this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy
so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.
this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy
by williet hughnot December 15, 2020
Get the hoffburgermug. an annoyed form of the word “anyhow” that means “anyways...” or “moving on...” with a slight pause. usually accompanied by an eyeroll and/or sigh and sometimes over-exaggerated flip of a magazine page like “who really cares”.
generally signifies something significant has happened but, is over now and so, can we all please move on and stop discussing it. To really put an end to it one can add “so what’s new in the world...” it’s over.
generally signifies something significant has happened but, is over now and so, can we all please move on and stop discussing it. To really put an end to it one can add “so what’s new in the world...” it’s over.
friend: ...of course then she was all over him at the party and they left together even though he totally had a girlfriend and she knows it... Anyhoo.. eyeroll...sigh
friend2: so do you think this nail color goes with what I’ll be wearing tonight
friend2: so do you think this nail color goes with what I’ll be wearing tonight
by williet hughnot January 26, 2020
Get the anyhoomug.