aka the side-buoy (pronounced “boo wee”) burger, sweep the floor, whatta whoppa moppaburger, huffs burger, bug Mack baywash slider.
so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.
this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy
so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.
this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy
by williet hughnot December 15, 2020