tyler's definitions

NAMBLA

North American Marlin Brando Look ALikes- A group where people who look like Marlin Brando have meetings over how to get the rights of Nambla.com

"We need to get Nambla.com so those sick bastards don't give us a bad rep."

by Tyler June 19, 2004

STFU Noob

People Who Blame Their Little Brother For Tryin The Game And Has Been Killed 47 Times

I_lick_dick:Ha Ha I Killed Some One By Glitch
ass_fucker: Dude Shut Up U Suckass
I_lick_dick: Ah Ah I Let My Little Brother On Always My Bitch And He Screwed Up....................

by Tyler July 21, 2004

jaun

anything and everything

Look at that jaun face.
Pass that jaun to the left.

by tyler December 12, 2003

dutchman

matt van eerd, a giant 16 year old who comes to houses in the middle of the night and takes all the pepper from the kitchen. he then rubs it all over his body for sexual pleasure

matt came last night and took our pepper

by tyler February 16, 2005

Headstop

Only sticking the knob of a weiner in your mouth

That horny girl dara really needs to stop doing the headstop and stick my whole man meat in her mouth & throat

by Tyler April 3, 2003

Chowder

An exorbitant amount of acne clustered together causing the on-looker to flinch back looking like he/she just sucked on a lemon. This results in a lowered hottness factor.

Damn, that girl would be an 8, but she has got some nasty chowder so ill give her a 2.

by Tyler February 8, 2005

glass slipper

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

by Tyler February 9, 2004