tyler's definitions

counter-strike

The best online game of all time. Often put down by people who tried to play, got pissed off because they sucked, and quit. Combines reflexes and strategy.

Oh man, I must have played Counter-strike for six hours yesterday.

by Tyler May 23, 2003

B.E.T.

B.E.T. is racist television. White people can't go around criticizing blacks, yet blacks do it all the time on their comedy shows. B.E.T. is mostly rap, R&B and hip-hop "music" only from blacks. Even though I don't like listening to rap, R&B and hip-hop, it's better than MTV, since MUSIC Television doesn't even play music, just fucked up "reality" shows.

Bouncy Extra Testicle

by Tyler July 20, 2003

shit stick

A stick you flick larger piece of shit off of at others.

After Anal sex, you have a shit stick

the boy picked up the stick and shot a shit ball at his sister.
Then fucked her and had a shit stick around his groan.

by Tyler February 4, 2004

F.O.G.S.

Fans Of Garden State. The movie starring Zach Braff and Natalie Portman. It is used by indie wannabees to describe themselves.

I'm a F.O.G.S. see how cool i am?

by Tyler April 16, 2005

Fucko Bucho

Another name for Tyler Buch IV, creator of the Pocket jesus, and the science of Floppage. Also a complete KoRn fanatic, and anyone that doesnt like KoRn, well........YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKING LIKE IT!!!!

Buch Fucking, Butt Fucking, Buch Fuck, Fucking Buch, Fuck, Fuck ass.

by Tyler November 19, 2004

Team Fortress

A mod for the original Quake. Arguably the best FPS mod ever.

"Team Fortress is better than Counter Strike. No, I'm serious."

by Tyler June 11, 2006

Buch Nasty

The entity known as Tyler Buch IV, who created such amazing ideas as floppage and the pocket Jesus.

A true genius; he also likes boobs and women. (And boobs.)

Dude, that is Buch freakin' Nasty.

by Tyler November 18, 2004