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"Poohbar" is something a mother loves to call her son (that he most likely doesn't want to hear, especially in the company of others). It is an endearing, affectionate term that some adoring mothers have difficulty removing from their vocabulary due to the fact that their child/children is/are so special.
Poohbar is a variation of the "Winnie the Pooh" character who is also known as "Pooh Bear."
Poohbar is a variation of the "Winnie the Pooh" character who is also known as "Pooh Bear."
Mother: "Hi Poohbar! How much longer will you be working on that project? I was thinking we'd have dinner at 7."
Son: "Mom, don't call me that! I'm not a baby, anymore. I'm an adult!"
Son: "Mom, don't call me that! I'm not a baby, anymore. I'm an adult!"
by thingoneandthingtwo June 19, 2012
Get the Poohbar mug.Since the prices of gas are not coming down and there is no relief in sight, "relief at the pump" NOW means taking a piss on the pump, dump on the pump, or displaying some other form of aggressive or disagreeable behavior.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Jack was so ticked off that gas was $5.00/gallon when he was on his ski vacation that he got "relief at the pump" by peeing on the pump! What an idiot! Still, I can't say I blame him!
by thingoneandthingtwo June 11, 2012
Get the relief at the pump mug.by thingoneandthingtwo April 24, 2012
Get the chocolot mug.1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.
by thingoneandthingtwo May 3, 2012
Get the kinisoned mug.A female's bladder which requires frequent trips to restrooms to empty itself.
The bladder of a gal, or girl.
The bladder of a gal, or girl.
"Where did your girlfriend go?"
"Oh, she is emptying her galbladder in the bathroom for the fiftieth time today!"
"Oh, she is emptying her galbladder in the bathroom for the fiftieth time today!"
by thingoneandthingtwo February 15, 2012
Get the galbladder mug.A budding actress destined for stardom. A female musician/performer that is sure to be famous. An energized and talented female rock musician/vocalist. Someone who looks so marvelous that they must indeed BE marvelous!
Also, can be spelled rockstarlette.
Also, can be spelled rockstarlette.
Whoa, that Mary Jane is a rockstarlet, would you look at those legs... not to mention her dynamite smile, personality and figure!
by thingoneandthingtwo August 15, 2012
Get the rockstarlet mug.The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012
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