thingoneandthingtwo's definitions

rockstarlet

A budding actress destined for stardom. A female musician/performer that is sure to be famous. An energized and talented female rock musician/vocalist. Someone who looks so marvelous that they must indeed BE marvelous!

Also, can be spelled rockstarlette.

Whoa, that Mary Jane is a rockstarlet, would you look at those legs... not to mention her dynamite smile, personality and figure!

by thingoneandthingtwo August 15, 2012

broodism

The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.

I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.

by thingoneandthingtwo June 13, 2012

skullcycle

A motorcycle of a guy that possesses ingenious design, skull handlebars, and whimsical upholstery; well-suited to outdoor events and gatherings that draw large crowds of happy, culture-loving , appreciative, stoned, and/or open-minded, curious people.

Pat sure got the ladies' attention with his skullcycle at Burning Man. Maybe I should get one!

by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011

Poohbar

"Poohbar" is something a mother loves to call her son (that he most likely doesn't want to hear, especially in the company of others). It is an endearing, affectionate term that some adoring mothers have difficulty removing from their vocabulary due to the fact that their child/children is/are so special.

Poohbar is a variation of the "Winnie the Pooh" character who is also known as "Pooh Bear."

Mother: "Hi Poohbar! How much longer will you be working on that project? I was thinking we'd have dinner at 7."

Son: "Mom, don't call me that! I'm not a baby, anymore. I'm an adult!"

by thingoneandthingtwo June 19, 2012

kinisoned

1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.

2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.

In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.

As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.

by thingoneandthingtwo May 3, 2012

chocolot

A lot of chocolate.

I'd be happy with flowers and chocolot for my birthday.

by thingoneandthingtwo April 24, 2012

cattivity

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.

The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.

by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012