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A proper sentence of minimal length using all the letters of the alphabet. A sentence with only 26 letters is a perfect pangram.
by thedzone October 2, 2009
Get the pangram mug.A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.
Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
Get the woodshed mug.1. Big-ass war planes that dropped big-ass bombs on Vietnam.
2. Pop band with hits like Rock Lobster and Love Shack.
2. Pop band with hits like Rock Lobster and Love Shack.
by thedzone October 8, 2009
Get the B52s mug.A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.
He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"
...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"
A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"
...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"
A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!
That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!
That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!
That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
Get the Curmudgeon mug.Term for a movie geared for women. Quite often seen on cable TV like The Hallmark Channel and endorsed by people like Oprah. These movies make women the heros and show life from a woman's perspective. Most men hate these films cuz they are cheezy and dumb. Pussy-whipped men like them...or pretend to.
Wife: Honey, lets watch: She Finally Kills The Bad Guy!
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
Get the chick flick mug.Older term that means extremely strange but is usually heard in reference to a gay person. There never was a three dollar bill...thus the rarity.
Hey Rufus, whatever happened to that guy down the street who always wore pink?
I dunno Henry, he was queer as a three dollar bill!
I dunno Henry, he was queer as a three dollar bill!
by thedzone October 7, 2009
Get the queer as a three dollar bill mug.Old term for making a mistake.
Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".
Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:
Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!
Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".
Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:
Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!
Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
They really pulled a boner when they hired that bozo to run the steam roller: he flattened a BMW!
I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!
Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!
Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
by thedzone September 26, 2009
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