Brownie Button

Sarcastic term for giving someone unnecessary recognition. Similar to a pat on the head or back. From the younger Girl Scouts called Brownies that are given buttons or badges for good deeds or accomplishments.

Calm down John...I'll give you a Brownie Button for not punching that rude old lady in the face for giving you the finger!

by thedzone October 06, 2009

John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.

by thedzone October 04, 2009

woodshed

A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.

Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.

Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.

Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

by thedzone October 09, 2009

chick flick

Term for a movie geared for women. Quite often seen on cable TV like The Hallmark Channel and endorsed by people like Oprah. These movies make women the heros and show life from a woman's perspective. Most men hate these films cuz they are cheezy and dumb. Pussy-whipped men like them...or pretend to.

Wife: Honey, lets watch: She Finally Kills The Bad Guy!
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.

by thedzone October 04, 2009

holloweenie

An old Halloween joke.

It could also be the result of catheters on male patients.

What do you get when you take the inside out of a hotdog?
A holloweenie!!

That nurse really gave me a holloweenie with the catheter!

by thedzone October 08, 2009

Penny for your thoughts?

1. Old phrase that means: What are you thinking? Technically it means: I'll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. It's silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. Peter Frampton used it for the title of his guitar instrumental that can be heard on Frampton Comes Alive.

Penny for your thoughts? Um...let's eat?

OK!

by thedzone October 17, 2009

B52s

1. Big-ass war planes that dropped big-ass bombs on Vietnam.
2. Pop band with hits like Rock Lobster and Love Shack.

1. GI Joe drop big bomb-B52...we die.

2. How did The B52s ever get a record deal?...seriously!

by thedzone October 08, 2009