thedzone's definitions
1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
by thedzone August 7, 2010
Get the barkermug. The male alternative to bimbo. Usually a lazy boyfriend that doesn't work very often if at all. A couch potato. A man that uses women for food, shelter, and clothing. A moocher.
She does all the work and cooks too...he does nothing he's such a bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.
by thedzone October 14, 2009
Get the bumbomug. Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:
A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
by thedzone September 27, 2009
Get the Sonny Bonomug. by thedzone October 9, 2009
Get the Nipwitmug. Jerry's Friends:
I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.
Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!
I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.
Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
Get the Bride of Frankensteinmug. 1950s term short for marvelous. fantastic, awesome.
Sounded cool in the 50s now it will get you killed.
Sounded cool in the 50s now it will get you killed.
student #1 1959: How do you like my new shoes?
student #2 1959: Marvy!
student #1 1959: cool
student #1 2009: How do you like my new shoes?
student #2 2009: Marvy!
student #1 2009 You're dead!
student #2 1959: Marvy!
student #1 1959: cool
student #1 2009: How do you like my new shoes?
student #2 2009: Marvy!
student #1 2009 You're dead!
by thedzone October 8, 2009
Get the marvymug. A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
Get the Goobermug.