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Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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Wicked Lester

1. Early 1970s rock band that had various members including the original Kiss lineup: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.

2. The nastiest shit or fart you have ever smelled in your life.
1. Did Wicked Lester ever make an album?

2. Who left the wicked lester in my toilet?...not cool!!!
by thedzone October 7, 2009
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humpastillskin

Necrophiliac. Could also mean a dead lay.

A word that I just invented today.
That creepy undertaker is a humpastillskin.

My wife is boring in bed a real humpastillskin.
by thedzone October 8, 2009
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brazen wench

Term from Shakespearean days: Brazen meaning: snippy, saucy, bitchy, bold, conceited. Wench meaning: woman...usually young and of low class like a servant, bimbo, bar floozy, or whore. Technically means bitchy young woman but can be used for any woman. Term is often used as an insult.
Modern Times: Did you see her dance with your man...what a
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!
by thedzone October 21, 2009
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Jack in the Box surprise

Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.
Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!
by thedzone October 8, 2009
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plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.
My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)
by thedzone October 17, 2009
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Pull a boner

Old term for making a mistake.

Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".

Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:

Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!

Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
They really pulled a boner when they hired that bozo to run the steam roller: he flattened a BMW!

I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!

Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
by thedzone September 26, 2009
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