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behind the eight ball

Pool or pocket billiards term meaning: You are about to lose a game of eight ball because the opposing player is shooting the eight ball to win the game, and you are there standing or sitting behind it.

Has come to modern usage meaning you are in a bad situation or about to lose....or lost someone or something.
That new guy who was a math wiz left today: now we're really behind the eight ball.

I've been behind the eight ball ever since she left.

They put us behind the eight ball when they drafted that kid from Pacoima in the first round!
by thedzone September 25, 2009
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Jack in the Box surprise

Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.
Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!
by thedzone October 8, 2009
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breeding age

Crude term describing the age range that females are able to menstruate and make babies thus are considered attractive or available; also know as bleeding age...from about 13-50 years of age.
I been courting girls of breeding age cuz then they is legal.

Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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brazen wench

Term from Shakespearean days: Brazen meaning: snippy, saucy, bitchy, bold, conceited. Wench meaning: woman...usually young and of low class like a servant, bimbo, bar floozy, or whore. Technically means bitchy young woman but can be used for any woman. Term is often used as an insult.
Modern Times: Did you see her dance with your man...what a
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!
by thedzone October 21, 2009
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suckup

A complete ass-kissing brown-nose willing to do almost anything to benefit from his superior.
Those middle-management suckups are at it again trying to get my job by kissing the boss's ass!!!

She's such a suckup...her nose is brown!

She broke all the rules and didn't get in trouble from the boss--what a suckup!!

That suckup is such a teacher's pet doing extras for bonus points--oooooh i'm so impressed!
by thedzone September 24, 2009
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number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.
Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
by thedzone October 10, 2009
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pangram

A proper sentence of minimal length using all the letters of the alphabet. A sentence with only 26 letters is a perfect pangram.
I finally thought of a cool pangram:

Ben, if I quit, my fuzzy ox Garth develops lockjaw!
by thedzone October 2, 2009
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