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brazen wench

Term from Shakespearean days: Brazen meaning: snippy, saucy, bitchy, bold, conceited. Wench meaning: woman...usually young and of low class like a servant, bimbo, bar floozy, or whore. Technically means bitchy young woman but can be used for any woman. Term is often used as an insult.
Modern Times: Did you see her dance with your man...what a
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!
by thedzone October 21, 2009
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plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.
My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)
by thedzone October 17, 2009
mugGet the plumber cleavagemug.

humpastillskin

Necrophiliac. Could also mean a dead lay.

A word that I just invented today.
That creepy undertaker is a humpastillskin.

My wife is boring in bed a real humpastillskin.
by thedzone October 8, 2009
mugGet the humpastillskinmug.

Penny for the Guy?

British phrase that kids ask their neighbors-similar to USA's
"Trick or Treat"-because they need money for the Guy Fawkes dummy that they are making for the parade and bonfire.
(knock knock on door) " 'ello then and what ye need?"

" Penny for the Guy?"

" The' ye ar' "

"Thanks mista' "
by thedzone October 7, 2009
mugGet the Penny for the Guy?mug.

Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
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bumbo

The male alternative to bimbo. Usually a lazy boyfriend that doesn't work very often if at all. A couch potato. A man that uses women for food, shelter, and clothing. A moocher.
She does all the work and cooks too...he does nothing he's such a bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.
by thedzone October 14, 2009
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barker

1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
by thedzone August 7, 2010
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