thedzone's definitions

woodshed

A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.

Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.

Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.

Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

Jerry!

Neanderthalic chant that is heard from the audience or fans of Jerry Springer. Always repeated for emphasis when something wacky and zany is going to happen...like a cat fight.

Floozy #1 She gots ta gets away from my man!
Floozy #2 No, I ain't gonna, he's mine!
Jerry Springer: Uh oh...sounds like trouble!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

chick flick

Term for a movie geared for women. Quite often seen on cable TV like The Hallmark Channel and endorsed by people like Oprah. These movies make women the heros and show life from a woman's perspective. Most men hate these films cuz they are cheezy and dumb. Pussy-whipped men like them...or pretend to.

Wife: Honey, lets watch: She Finally Kills The Bad Guy!
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

marvy

1950s term short for marvelous. fantastic, awesome.

Sounded cool in the 50s now it will get you killed.

student #1 1959: How do you like my new shoes?
student #2 1959: Marvy!
student #1 1959: cool

student #1 2009: How do you like my new shoes?
student #2 2009: Marvy!
student #1 2009 You're dead!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

Bride of Frankenstein

Insulting term for an ugly woman usually not spoken to the woman in question but to someone else.

Jerry's Friends:

I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.

Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

Nipwit

Old racial slur for a Nipponese or Japanese...a take on nitwit.

A dumb Jap or Asian.

I hate shopping at that Nipwit store cuz they act like nipwits.

by thedzone October 9, 2009