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A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.
Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
Get the woodshed mug.Term for a movie geared for women. Quite often seen on cable TV like The Hallmark Channel and endorsed by people like Oprah. These movies make women the heros and show life from a woman's perspective. Most men hate these films cuz they are cheezy and dumb. Pussy-whipped men like them...or pretend to.
Wife: Honey, lets watch: She Finally Kills The Bad Guy!
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
Get the chick flick mug.Neanderthalic chant that is heard from the audience or fans of Jerry Springer. Always repeated for emphasis when something wacky and zany is going to happen...like a cat fight.
Floozy #1 She gots ta gets away from my man!
Floozy #2 No, I ain't gonna, he's mine!
Jerry Springer: Uh oh...sounds like trouble!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Floozy #2 No, I ain't gonna, he's mine!
Jerry Springer: Uh oh...sounds like trouble!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
Get the Jerry! mug.Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.
Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
Get the John the Baptist mug.An area high above a stage floor (unseen by the audience)
for the stage crew to access lights, curtains...etc. It is usually narrow and can be dangerous if you screw around up there.
for the stage crew to access lights, curtains...etc. It is usually narrow and can be dangerous if you screw around up there.
by thedzone January 30, 2010
Get the catwalk mug.Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.
by thedzone October 2, 2009
Get the commie-fag-junkie mug.A proper sentence of minimal length using all the letters of the alphabet. A sentence with only 26 letters is a perfect pangram.
by thedzone October 2, 2009
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