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A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.
Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
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Made famous by Bozo the Clown.
Usually made by a child but sounds funny when you tell an adult they made one.
From an urban legend that is supposedly an episode of the old Bozo kids TV show when a cub scout was playing the spoons game:
Trying to hit one spoon and pop the other spoon lying on top of it into the empty glass for a prize (no one hardly ever won that game cuz it was so hard!). Well...the cub scout lost and said "GOD DAMN I MISSED!" Bozo then stated "That's a Bozo no-no!"...the cub scout stuck out his middle finger at Bozo and said "CRAM IT CLOWNY!!"
Everyone my age has heard of this but no one has ever seen it...thus an urban legend.
Made famous by Bozo the Clown.
Usually made by a child but sounds funny when you tell an adult they made one.
From an urban legend that is supposedly an episode of the old Bozo kids TV show when a cub scout was playing the spoons game:
Trying to hit one spoon and pop the other spoon lying on top of it into the empty glass for a prize (no one hardly ever won that game cuz it was so hard!). Well...the cub scout lost and said "GOD DAMN I MISSED!" Bozo then stated "That's a Bozo no-no!"...the cub scout stuck out his middle finger at Bozo and said "CRAM IT CLOWNY!!"
Everyone my age has heard of this but no one has ever seen it...thus an urban legend.
Johnny you are coloring outside the lines in your coloring book--thats a Bozo no-no!
Don't eat paste Harry thats a Bozo no-no!!
Didn't you know cussing in church is a Bozo no-no?!
Remember class: sticking your old chewing gum to the bottom of your desk or chair is a Bozo no-no!
Don't eat paste Harry thats a Bozo no-no!!
Didn't you know cussing in church is a Bozo no-no?!
Remember class: sticking your old chewing gum to the bottom of your desk or chair is a Bozo no-no!
by thedzone September 29, 2009
Get the Bozo no-no mug.Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.
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Get the commie-fag-junkie mug.A poem of Irish fame that is usually humorous and often nasty. It's five lines are based on beats of 4/4/2/2/4...like a marching drummer.
The O.C. Limerick
There once was a man from Orange County,
Who humped every girl like a Mountie,
Two more girls in his shack,
As they jumped in his sack,
Now he's known as the Duke of Orange County!
There once was a man from Orange County,
Who humped every girl like a Mountie,
Two more girls in his shack,
As they jumped in his sack,
Now he's known as the Duke of Orange County!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
Get the limerick mug.Approx. 50 foot high 100 foot wide slide that was a family amusement before they invented water slides. It was shaped like a wave with about three humps. You paid a small fee and slid down. 1960s fad the went under due to lack of interest and law suits.
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Get the Super Slide mug.1970s TV show: The young Black's alternative to American Bandstand. It featured Black music and Black dancers with a Black host and had Black advertisements like Afro Sheen. It's time for Soooooooooooooooooooooooooul Train!
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