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A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.
Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
Get the woodshed mug.Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.
Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
Get the John the Baptist mug.Term for a movie geared for women. Quite often seen on cable TV like The Hallmark Channel and endorsed by people like Oprah. These movies make women the heros and show life from a woman's perspective. Most men hate these films cuz they are cheezy and dumb. Pussy-whipped men like them...or pretend to.
Wife: Honey, lets watch: She Finally Kills The Bad Guy!
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
Get the chick flick mug.Those middle-management suckups are at it again trying to get my job by kissing the boss's ass!!!
She's such a suckup...her nose is brown!
She broke all the rules and didn't get in trouble from the boss--what a suckup!!
That suckup is such a teacher's pet doing extras for bonus points--oooooh i'm so impressed!
She's such a suckup...her nose is brown!
She broke all the rules and didn't get in trouble from the boss--what a suckup!!
That suckup is such a teacher's pet doing extras for bonus points--oooooh i'm so impressed!
by thedzone September 24, 2009
Get the suckup mug.Fictional wacky and zany composer made up by wacky and zany real composer genius Peter Schickele. He has made many albums that are funny parodies of classical music and music in general and has won many awards. P.D.Q. stands for pretty damn quick but only Schickele knows the truth. Peter can be found at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.
by thedzone October 12, 2009
Get the P.D.Q. Bach mug.The male alternative to bimbo. Usually a lazy boyfriend that doesn't work very often if at all. A couch potato. A man that uses women for food, shelter, and clothing. A moocher.
She does all the work and cooks too...he does nothing he's such a bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.
by thedzone October 14, 2009
Get the bumbo mug.1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
by thedzone August 7, 2010
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