thedzone's definitions

Bride of Frankenstein

Insulting term for an ugly woman usually not spoken to the woman in question but to someone else.

Jerry's Friends:

I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.

Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

Nipwit

Old racial slur for a Nipponese or Japanese...a take on nitwit.

A dumb Jap or Asian.

I hate shopping at that Nipwit store cuz they act like nipwits.

by thedzone October 9, 2009

shanty

A sea song or sailors song. Used for work and amusement.

Sea Shanty

What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
Early(er-lie) in the morning.

by thedzone October 14, 2009

holloweenie

An old Halloween joke.

It could also be the result of catheters on male patients.

What do you get when you take the inside out of a hotdog?
A holloweenie!!

That nurse really gave me a holloweenie with the catheter!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

Penny for your thoughts?

1. Old phrase that means: What are you thinking? Technically it means: I'll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. It's silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. Peter Frampton used it for the title of his guitar instrumental that can be heard on Frampton Comes Alive.

Penny for your thoughts? Um...let's eat?

OK!

by thedzone October 17, 2009

bumbo

The male alternative to bimbo. Usually a lazy boyfriend that doesn't work very often if at all. A couch potato. A man that uses women for food, shelter, and clothing. A moocher.

She does all the work and cooks too...he does nothing he's such a bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.

by thedzone October 14, 2009

barker

1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.

1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!

by thedzone August 7, 2010