Old racial slur for a Nipponese or Japanese...a take on nitwit.
A dumb Jap or Asian.
I hate shopping at that Nipwit store cuz they act like nipwits.
The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.
My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)
Old insult usually used by school kids. Another way to say the other person is afraid or unwanted.
Me: No I do not want to play Break-the-Bottle in the alley with you Chuy!
Chuy: Chicken liver!!!
Crude term describing the age range that females are able to menstruate and make babies thus are considered attractive or available; also know as bleeding age...from about 13-50 years of age.
I been courting girls of breeding age cuz then they is legal.
Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.
A proper sentence of minimal length using all the letters of the alphabet. A sentence with only 26 letters is a perfect pangram.
I finally thought of a cool pangram:
Ben, if I quit, my fuzzy ox Garth develops lockjaw!
A mistake or rule broken.
Made famous by Bozo the Clown.
Usually made by a child but sounds funny when you tell an adult they made one.
From an urban legend that is supposedly an episode of the old Bozo kids TV show when a cub scout was playing the spoons game:
Trying to hit one spoon and pop the other spoon lying on top of it into the empty glass for a prize (no one hardly ever won that game cuz it was so hard!). Well...the cub scout lost and said "GOD DAMN I MISSED!" Bozo then stated "That's a Bozo no-no!"...the cub scout stuck out his middle finger at Bozo and said "CRAM IT CLOWNY!!"
Everyone my age has heard of this but no one has ever seen it...thus an urban legend.
Johnny you are coloring outside the lines in your coloring book--thats a Bozo no-no!
Don't eat paste Harry thats a Bozo no-no!!
Didn't you know cussing in church is a Bozo no-no?!
Remember class: sticking your old chewing gum to the bottom of your desk or chair is a Bozo no-no!
Approx. 50 foot high 100 foot wide slide that was a family amusement before they invented water slides. It was shaped like a wave with about three humps. You paid a small fee and slid down. 1960s fad the went under due to lack of interest and law suits.
Wanna go on the Super Slide?
Here we go!