thedzone's definitions

shanty

A sea song or sailors song. Used for work and amusement.

Sea Shanty

What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
Early(er-lie) in the morning.

by thedzone October 14, 2009

Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!

Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!

by thedzone September 23, 2009

Nipwit

Old racial slur for a Nipponese or Japanese...a take on nitwit.

A dumb Jap or Asian.

I hate shopping at that Nipwit store cuz they act like nipwits.

by thedzone October 9, 2009

Bride of Frankenstein

Insulting term for an ugly woman usually not spoken to the woman in question but to someone else.

Jerry's Friends:

I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.

Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

French Tickler

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????

wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!

by thedzone October 13, 2009

commie-fag-junkie

Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.

Nixon must think all the hippies are commie-fag-junkies!

by thedzone October 2, 2009

Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.

Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?

by thedzone October 4, 2009