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The term is used to describe women with very LONG feet. Paris Hilton wears a size 11 shoe, despite only being 5' 8" tall. So along with being as ugly as ugly can possibly get, Paris Hilton has freakish large feet for someone her size. Long feet aren't ugly per say, but they are ugly on Paris Hilton.
I think a woman's feet are sexy, but damn you have a bad case of Paris Feet! I bet a 5 ton truck couldn't knock you off of those giant feet!
by the2ndflood August 21, 2008
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by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
Get the Skirt Diving mug.1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.
by the2ndflood October 5, 2007
Get the Hand Diaper mug.Implants Income refers to the practice of a woman getting breast implants just so she can create an adult web site and make money. The women that make money off of the "Implants Income" concept; don't even have to be a model or even be attractive. The idea is that there is a fetish for giant fake breasts and those who are into that fetish don't really care what the woman looks like; as long as her breasts are freakishly large. Examples of Implants Income models are BB Gunns, Chelsea Charms, Echo Valley and Maxi Mounds. All 4 of these models fall into the MILF category and all are not very unique or attractive. But because they are possess giant breasts; they all have web sites that generate large amounts of revenue. So setting up Implants Income is easy. 1# Get giant breasts implants. 2# Create a web site. And 3# Pose for pictures and video clips.
(Woman 1) So I'm trying to find a way to make money without having to really work at it. (Woman 2) What about Implants Income? (Woman 1) What would I have to do? (Woman 2) Just get breast implants and pose. You don't even have to keep in shape or anything. All the guys want to see is your giant freakish breast! You most likely won't be able to leave your house afterwards without looking like a freak, but the money will be good. (Woman 1) I'm Sold! Freakish Breast Here I Come!!!
by the2ndflood September 28, 2008
Get the Implants Income mug.The Yahoo Toolbar is an Add-On for the Windows Explore or Firefox/Mozilla web browsers. It competes with the Google Toobar. The toolbar is installed on the users web browser, and then gives the user quick access to Yahoo's search engine. you can also customize it with other features. The biggest problem with Yahoo's Toolbar is that it is being bundled into all different types of software. So users who install these software applications; then have Yahoo Toolbar installed in IE, Firefox, Opera, ect. What makes this such a problem is that most user never read the Terms of Service that they are forced to "Agree" to before they install the software. Mainly because it is several pages if documents that don't make a lot of sense to the average user. So if the user is never given a chance to Allow or Deny the install of the Toolbar itself; it will be "Force Installed" onto the users computer without their knowledge. Many users have no idea how to uninstall the Toolbar once it is installed; which further causes aggravation to the user. And since the Toolbar is installed not just on 1 browser, but ALL web browsers on that users computer; the user will have to find a way to uninstall it from every browser it is effecting. An every growing number of software is coming bundled with this Toolbar. So a typical user that installs new software a few times a month; runs the chance of having the Toolbar Re-Installed each and every time. This is reminiscent of AOL; where they harassed customers with CD's and bundled their software with as many different types of software applications as possible. Even coming Pre-Installed with new computers. This ultimately failed and AOL lost over 99 Billion dollars in a matter of 1 year. Users eventually got sick of being bombarded with AOL software. So Yahoo risks pushing away customers by using this "Forced Installed" tactic. The Yahoo Toolbar also invades the users web browsing habits. Yahoo states this is to help Yahoo and their Advertisers. So basically Yahoo makes money from invading and selling the users privacy and the user is never given any of that revenue.
God Damn it man! Every week I end up installing something that installs this stupid Yahoo Toolbar onto my computer! I'm sick of uninstalling something I was never even asked to install in the first place! I hope Yahoo ends up just like AOL. Broken, poor and on deaths door!
by the2ndflood October 5, 2008
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(Anywhere I Live Is A Ghetto) Pronounced: Ah-Will-A-Go
This refers to the fact that anyone can claim to live in some kind of Ghetto. If in one part of town houses are sold for 1 million, while in another it is only $300,000; then people living in the cheaper part of town can claim they live in the Ghetto. This is incorrect. Ever since the popularity of rap exploded back in the early 1990's, the term "Ghetto" is now used by many as a Status-Word. Meaning they survived the worst and came out on top. An Example of AWILIAG is Becky Johnston, AKA Buckwild from VH1's reality show Flavor of Love. Becky claimed to be from the Ghetto of Upland, California. Upland, California is a Middle-Income community with a relatively low crime rate based on the number of persons living there. Hence, it is NOT considered a Ghetto. Now a days more and more people are claiming to have been raised in so-called Ghetto's, hoping to adjective some level of notoriety and respect for it. It should be pointed out that just because a person was raised in a so-called Ghetto, does not mean they had to endure any hardships. So like so many other words, the word Ghetto no longer holds a valid meaning.
(Anywhere I Live Is A Ghetto) Pronounced: Ah-Will-A-Go
This refers to the fact that anyone can claim to live in some kind of Ghetto. If in one part of town houses are sold for 1 million, while in another it is only $300,000; then people living in the cheaper part of town can claim they live in the Ghetto. This is incorrect. Ever since the popularity of rap exploded back in the early 1990's, the term "Ghetto" is now used by many as a Status-Word. Meaning they survived the worst and came out on top. An Example of AWILIAG is Becky Johnston, AKA Buckwild from VH1's reality show Flavor of Love. Becky claimed to be from the Ghetto of Upland, California. Upland, California is a Middle-Income community with a relatively low crime rate based on the number of persons living there. Hence, it is NOT considered a Ghetto. Now a days more and more people are claiming to have been raised in so-called Ghetto's, hoping to adjective some level of notoriety and respect for it. It should be pointed out that just because a person was raised in a so-called Ghetto, does not mean they had to endure any hardships. So like so many other words, the word Ghetto no longer holds a valid meaning.
(Man 1) Bro, you can't hurt me dude! I was raised on the streets of the Ghetto! (Man 2) Your a total AWILIAG! You were raised by your grandmother in Silver Bow Montana! You were home school for god sakes! (Man 1) Yeah, but we only had 1 TV, that's Ghetto.... (Man 2) Ahh yes, your scares must go deep from that trauma...
by the2ndflood August 4, 2008
Get the AWILIAG mug."Just A Slit" refers to the occurrence of when you end up seeing an extremely hot woman naked and her vagina has no detail what-so-ever. It just looks like an open wound; a slit. This phrase is (ONLY) used with a model caliber woman, because the expectation of her entire body is very high. It would be just like a woman seeing a model caliber man with a tiny, ugly penis. It is most commonly used when referring to a model-type woman who is very conceded. A typical person pretty much always wants someone who is conceded to have a flaw that they can't do anything about. The Karma-Factor.
(Man 1) SH*T man, I got lucky enough to spend a night with this hot ass chick I met at the club last night. She pealed off her cloths like wrapping paper. Nice breasts, nice ass, nice legs; but then her pussy was Just A Slit... I still F***ED her of course! But man I was expecting a more beautiful pussy from a model like that... (Man 2) Are you going to call her? (Man 1) F**K no! She was conceded as H@LL!!! You know conceded chicks are worth the trouble for dating.
by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
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