the2ndflood's definitions
1. A person that is a coward in real life, but gathers courage from behind the safety of a computer, phone, or through e-mail. 2. Hackers, spammers, scam artist that take advantage of the Internet to cause harm to others from a distance.
Man, some Distance Thug hacked into my bank account! I wish that little bitch was in front of me right now! I would beat him so badly that he will be crippled for the next 10 lifetimes!
by the2ndflood November 22, 2007
Get the Distance Thugmug. 1. A sex act where-in 2 people use a double-headed dildo to make their anus's kiss. 2. Pushing a dildo that is in two persons anus's so deep that both of their anus's come in contact with each other. 3. Anus kissing.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
Get the Anus to Anusmug. MILFY TIME is when a man goes out to club, bar, ect; for the sole purpose of finding an older woman to be with. Whether it be for a sexual encounter or for a serous relationship.
(Man 1) Where do you want to go tonight? (Man 2) I wanna goto the Blah-Blah bar. (Man 1) But most of the time that bar is full of MILF's. What about dating someone your own age? (Man 2) F**K That! Anytime is MILFY TIME for me!
by the2ndflood September 26, 2008
Get the MILFY TIMEmug. Bobby-Tommy is a term used when referring to the made up names foreign Customer Care reps are forced to use when dealing with American, European, Canadian and any other English speaking nation. Outsourced Customer Care (CC) for short, is mainly outsourced to places like India, China, and the Philippians. Where their native names are not as commonly used elsewhere in the world. So companies give these employees Bobby-Tommy's. Example: A name of Yashodhara Abhay would be given an Americanized name of Bobby Smith. This trick is suppose to help the customer feel like they are not dealing with outsourced labor, but it rarely, if ever works.
Well I left my wireless carrier today. I was stuck on hold for an hour and ended up speaking with yet another Bobby-Tommy. I couldn't understand a word they were saying, but they somehow managed to mess up my account again. Do these companies really think giving a name Jennifer Warner to someone that could barely speak English would fool me into thinking I was speaking to an American?
by the2ndflood August 4, 2008
Get the Bobby-Tommymug. 1. A White man or woman that so desperately wants to be Black, that they only date Black men and women, and speak Ebonics. Also known as a Poser.
I saw this hot ass white chick at the club last night, but she said I was too white for her. I hate Juwanna Black chicks!
by the2ndflood March 3, 2008
Get the Juwanna Blackmug. AWILIAG
(Anywhere I Live Is A Ghetto) Pronounced: Ah-Will-A-Go
This refers to the fact that anyone can claim to live in some kind of Ghetto. If in one part of town houses are sold for 1 million, while in another it is only $300,000; then people living in the cheaper part of town can claim they live in the Ghetto. This is incorrect. Ever since the popularity of rap exploded back in the early 1990's, the term "Ghetto" is now used by many as a Status-Word. Meaning they survived the worst and came out on top. An Example of AWILIAG is Becky Johnston, AKA Buckwild from VH1's reality show Flavor of Love. Becky claimed to be from the Ghetto of Upland, California. Upland, California is a Middle-Income community with a relatively low crime rate based on the number of persons living there. Hence, it is NOT considered a Ghetto. Now a days more and more people are claiming to have been raised in so-called Ghetto's, hoping to adjective some level of notoriety and respect for it. It should be pointed out that just because a person was raised in a so-called Ghetto, does not mean they had to endure any hardships. So like so many other words, the word Ghetto no longer holds a valid meaning.
(Anywhere I Live Is A Ghetto) Pronounced: Ah-Will-A-Go
This refers to the fact that anyone can claim to live in some kind of Ghetto. If in one part of town houses are sold for 1 million, while in another it is only $300,000; then people living in the cheaper part of town can claim they live in the Ghetto. This is incorrect. Ever since the popularity of rap exploded back in the early 1990's, the term "Ghetto" is now used by many as a Status-Word. Meaning they survived the worst and came out on top. An Example of AWILIAG is Becky Johnston, AKA Buckwild from VH1's reality show Flavor of Love. Becky claimed to be from the Ghetto of Upland, California. Upland, California is a Middle-Income community with a relatively low crime rate based on the number of persons living there. Hence, it is NOT considered a Ghetto. Now a days more and more people are claiming to have been raised in so-called Ghetto's, hoping to adjective some level of notoriety and respect for it. It should be pointed out that just because a person was raised in a so-called Ghetto, does not mean they had to endure any hardships. So like so many other words, the word Ghetto no longer holds a valid meaning.
(Man 1) Bro, you can't hurt me dude! I was raised on the streets of the Ghetto! (Man 2) Your a total AWILIAG! You were raised by your grandmother in Silver Bow Montana! You were home school for god sakes! (Man 1) Yeah, but we only had 1 TV, that's Ghetto.... (Man 2) Ahh yes, your scares must go deep from that trauma...
by the2ndflood August 4, 2008
Get the AWILIAGmug. "Just A Slit" refers to the occurrence of when you end up seeing an extremely hot woman naked and her vagina has no detail what-so-ever. It just looks like an open wound; a slit. This phrase is (ONLY) used with a model caliber woman, because the expectation of her entire body is very high. It would be just like a woman seeing a model caliber man with a tiny, ugly penis. It is most commonly used when referring to a model-type woman who is very conceded. A typical person pretty much always wants someone who is conceded to have a flaw that they can't do anything about. The Karma-Factor.
(Man 1) SH*T man, I got lucky enough to spend a night with this hot ass chick I met at the club last night. She pealed off her cloths like wrapping paper. Nice breasts, nice ass, nice legs; but then her pussy was Just A Slit... I still F***ED her of course! But man I was expecting a more beautiful pussy from a model like that... (Man 2) Are you going to call her? (Man 1) F**K no! She was conceded as H@LL!!! You know conceded chicks are worth the trouble for dating.
by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
Get the Just A Slitmug.