the2ndflood's definitions

Hand Diaper

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

Bitty Clitty

1. A woman with a clitoris that is so small and hard to find, that giving her pleasure is next to impossible.

This girl had such a Bitty Clitty that she thought I wasn't even trying to pleasure her! I couldn't find the damn thing!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

BeaverTaste

1. A ranking system from (LOW) 1 to 10 (HIGH) used by men and lesbians to rank the taste of a woman's vagina. 1-Paris Hilton (Radish), 2-Britney Spears (Black Licorice), 3-Beyonce (Horse-Meat Dog Food), 4-Jennifer Lopez (Cabbage), 5-Rachel Bilson (Mellon), 6-Gina Gershon (Apple) 7-Jessica Alba (Coconut), 8-Eva Mendes (Banana), 9-Vanessa Lengies (Strawberry) 10-Olivia Munn (Cherry)

On my BeaverTaste list, the taste of Paris Hilton would make me bleed from the inside-out.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Sick Lips

1. The use of lip implants in women to ruin the look of their natural facial lips. 2. A pointless, disgusting way to enhance the look and feel of lips. 3. Fish Lips.

Sick Lips should be outlawed! They look fake, gross, and ruining natural beauty. I have never seen sexy Sick Lips.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

J-Wall

The Moronic Wall That American President Donald J Trump wants to build and make Mexico pay for it.

A J-Wall is pointless and a waste if money!

by the2ndflood January 25, 2017

Distance Thug

1. A person that is a coward in real life, but gathers courage from behind the safety of a computer, phone, or through e-mail. 2. Hackers, spammers, scam artist that take advantage of the Internet to cause harm to others from a distance.

Man, some Distance Thug hacked into my bank account! I wish that little bitch was in front of me right now! I would beat him so badly that he will be crippled for the next 10 lifetimes!

by the2ndflood November 22, 2007

MILFY TIME

MILFY TIME is when a man goes out to club, bar, ect; for the sole purpose of finding an older woman to be with. Whether it be for a sexual encounter or for a serous relationship.

(Man 1) Where do you want to go tonight? (Man 2) I wanna goto the Blah-Blah bar. (Man 1) But most of the time that bar is full of MILF's. What about dating someone your own age? (Man 2) F**K That! Anytime is MILFY TIME for me!

by the2ndflood September 26, 2008